India Vs rest of the World

Once there was an exam going on where 4 students from USA, UK, UAE and India participated. And the question asked to them was What do you mean by Love ? (20 marks). And the answers given by the 4 students were worth reading.

USA's Student:  

"Love is Life"   - Gets 5 out of 20

UK's Student:  

"Love is Pain"    - Gets 5 out of 20

UAE's Student:  

"Love is Allah"  - Gets 5 out of 20

Indian Student:


Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women, also possible between men and men and women and women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated.

Types:
  • 1 sided
  • 2 sided
Age:
Usually occurs in teenagers but now-a-days can be found in any age.

Symptoms:
  • Tension
  • Day dreaming
  • Insomnia
  • Phone Addiction
  • Social boycott
Diagnosis By:
  • Dairy
  • Photos
  • Mobile
Treatment:
Anti-Love therapy by Father's shoe or Mother's sandal.

 - Gets 20 out of 20

Moral:
Don't ask Indian students, They can stretch anything for 20 marks.



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